... or wait, is that an alien with a human tattooed on his back? We'll never know!
I don't think this guy will have too much troubled being bothered by any kids following him, as the back of his head is enough to scare off all but the most adventurous.
If you're going to go all the way with this, I think you might as well get something that you really like, which this guy obviously does, as you can see from the entire story the tattoo reveals.
Now I think he will have a house full of science fiction books. How about you?